why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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