shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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