The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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