So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
