I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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