I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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