Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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