If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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