I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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