I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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