some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
