love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
