so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you had me at cake vodka
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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