CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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