FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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