i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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