Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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