Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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