Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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