I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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