You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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