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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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