he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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