So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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