That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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