i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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