And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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