ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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