...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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