who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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