i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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