i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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