Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
FUCK WHALES
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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