Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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