TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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