i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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