We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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