I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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