I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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