he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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