It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
pray to the hookup gods
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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