And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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