How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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