Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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