im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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