their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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