is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
