She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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