Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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