Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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