There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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