ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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