Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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