You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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