You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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