the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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