help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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